News & Events
Sunday, June 15, 2008
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We all knew it would happen sooner or later. The sequel to the popular "Transformers" movie has been green-lit. Megan Fox, along with Shia LaBeouf and Optimus Prime, have all signed on to reprise their roles in the coming second installment. I heard Optimus was a veritable robot at the negotiations table though. Da dum dum.
Here are some photos of Megan attending a press conference to announce the film. Enjoy..and...roll out.
 
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
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As a guy, I have a hard time understanding shoe obsessions. I own two pair, one for job interviews(Know of any?) and one tattered pair of Reeboks that I've had for longer than most teenage starlets have been alive. This will forever awe and mystify me about the better half. What is it about those tiny little slabs of leather?
In any event, Megan has recently noted her designer shoe obsession in several recent interviews.
"I still don't really spend my money in silly ways. I don't go and buy cars and stuff like that. But the very first thing I got that was crazy expensive and that I couldn't believe I'd bought was a pair of Roberto Cavalli, four-inch spike heels,” She told "ContactMusic"
"Since then I've gone crazy with the shoe thing. That's where I spend my money and it's really bad," she added.
Well, with all of the deals she's been inking, I bet her closet is literally filled to the brim with shoes. She probably even has a tattered pair of old Reeboks. Come on, they are retro!
Friday, April 25, 2008
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FHM Magazine(Which stands for Furiously Hawking Megan) recently appointed Megan Fox the top banana on their yearly "hottest woman in the whole gosh darned world" poll. All of our hard work paid off! Thanks so much guys for all of the letters, prank phone calls, dirty panty selling, etc. It warms my heart. I am crying right now. Let's go smoke celebratory cigars.
The mag is on the stands now. Megan is in our hearts forever.
 
Sunday, February 24, 2008
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Tuesday, December 11, 2007
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Sunday, August 26, 2007
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Gotcha. I bet you were hoping this was going to open up into some story about all of her various sex gadgets. If you want a perverted Megan story check the panties post below. This is the exact opposite.
Our favorite "Transformers" starlet recently attended an event called the "Tiger Electronics Celebrity Retreat". At this bizarre event celebrities were let loose in a giant warehouse to run around and, well, play. Sort of like a dog park but more hot people and less poop on the ground. Ok, well depending on what celebs were there maybe the same amount of poop on the ground.
Speaking of dog parks, Snoop Dogg was there. No word on if he pooped on the ground though.
Here are some photos of Megan enjoying the event. Those cute celebrities and their toys!
   
Thursday, August 23, 2007
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Some unscrupulous businessman, um, "proquired" a pair of Megan's panties and put them up on ebay. They went for nearly a hundred dollars which kind of makes me mad. A pair of panties that hasn't even gone anywhere NEAR Megan's pikachu goes for what, 20? 30? Sometimes even more. I feel, for those pantie fetishists out there(you know who you are), this was the holy grail of fantasy fulfillment! I'm disappointed in you perverts. You non-perverts I'm fine with. Like you'd bid on a pair of used panties. That's gross.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
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Here are some pictures that were taken recently of Megan and Brian in an outing together. Megan was approached by one lucky fan for an autograph. She complied why poor BAG looked on, dumbfounded. Why didn’t that fan want his autograph too?! 90210 is on three times a day on Soapnet. I know this because my roommate tivos every single one. Our hard drive is filled to the brim with his sorry ass. Ok so maybe he’s not that sorry but he does have a Vanilla Ice-ness about him. Doesn’t he?
Oh yeah here are the pics. She looks hot. Duh.
 
Friday, July 20, 2007
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Megan's on a roll! She just landed her first starring vehicle. The film is a horror/sci-fi hybrid produced by Fox chum Michael Bay and helmed by a Finn named Antti Jokinen. It is his first feature length motion picture. It's called "Half to Death" and here is the official synopsis:
"A young college freshman named Teresa is troubled when she discovers she is living the same day over and over again, one that starts out innocently enough but always ends with her brutal murder by an unknown attacker. Could the murderer be her boyfriend Gregory, who is also sleeping with Teresa's roommate Lori? Or could it be Lori, who is ferociously envious that Gregory might like Teresa more? Maybe it is one of Teresa's classmates, unable to get her attention? Perhaps one of her professors, who cannot consummate their passion for their top student? Or perhaps it's some secret Skull & Bones-type society, who picked Teresa for no good reason to be their ritualistic sacrifice?"
Butterfly Effect meets Groundhog's Day meets, oh God, that TV show Daybreak. I guess with some smatterings of scare thrown in for good measure. Whatever. Original or not I'll go see it. Won't you?
Click here for the official report: Beyond Hollywood
Thanks to all of your perseverance and hard work we got Megan Fox to #1 on the IMDB.com Star Meter. She's above George Clooney! She's above George Burns! She's even above George Papadapolis from TV's Webster. I really am pleased as punch over this. Nobody deserves to sit atop that virtual chart more than Megan. Now if only she'd write a book, we could get her on top of the Amazon most wanted list.
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