FHM Magazine(Which stands for Furiously Hawking Megan) recently appointed Megan Fox the top banana on their yearly "hottest woman in the whole gosh darned world" poll. All of our hard work paid off! Thanks so much guys for all of the letters, prank phone calls, dirty panty selling, etc. It warms my heart. I am crying right now. Let's go smoke celebratory cigars.
The mag is on the stands now. Megan is in our hearts forever.
